To Pee or Not to Pee .... "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT!"

Since much of the work force requires "piss tests" before being hired here's a thought or two about "To Pee or Not to Pee!"

You be the judge on this: 

I have a job.  

I work, they pay me, I pay my taxes and

the government distributes

my taxes as they see fit.

To get my paycheck

 I need to pass 

a random urine test

…. no problem!

 I do have a problem with

distributers of my taxes

- people not needing 

to pass a urine test.

So here is my question:

Shouldn't one have to

pass a urine test

for a welfare check?

 I have to pass one 

to earn it for them.

Please understand I have

 no problem with helping

people get on their feet.

I do have a problem with

helping anyone sitting

on their butt doing drugs

while I work.

Can you imagine the money saved

if people had to pass a urine test
 to get a public assistance check?

Call the program, "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT!"

P.S.  Just a thought - politicians should have to
pass a urine test too! They should also have to pass an intelligence test, a common sense test, and an understanding the constitution test as well!! I'd love to hear from you.

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NOTE: 

 A friend from Carlyle in Saskatchewan, Canada,

Ron, working Calgary, Alberta, 

sent me that "To Pee or Not to Pee" joke.

Any comments?

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