One Foot in the Furrow

"Oh ...my.... goodness.... Goolee! " whimpered poor little Golly.  Big Goolee the Ghost jumped on little Golly the Ghost  when Goolee spotted scary flying bats and became "all shook up!" "Oh my, my, my!" OH YEAH! TODAY IS TOMORROW!   "Oh my! Never jump even when you are scared! Grab your friend by the hand and run away together! We'll hear more about poor Golly later," said Prairie Gal.  

  An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring down replied: ...

"Pumpkins  are a big part of Halloween, Golly," said Goolee the Ghost. "Hey, Goolee, I've never seen a pumpkin so how do I know when I see one?"said Golly. Goolee explained about what they looked like using words like, "...Big and round!"   Goolee and Golly the Ghosts hunting for a PUMPKIN below!  Goolee whirled around with as much blush as a ghost can muster and added, " ...and a pumpkin is orange! Heeheehee!"   

  Walking in a furrow is hard to do! These farm "Ghosts" Need to PRACTICE before Halloween!  

  "B-B-B-B-OO-OO-OO? BOBOBOBO? Nope.   BOO? Yup! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!  

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