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Thursday, February 13, 2014


Gala Evening of the
Fall Conference 2013
Regina Center of the Arts

PRAIRIE GAL "Nattering"
 Quiet for YOU! LOL!
Looks serious - subject,
"This is MY  spot!
Got that Sheldon?" LOL

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Three Stumps Caught - by cannibal wanting their skins for a canoe.

Three Stumps are captured by a cannibal.  He comes to them and says, "The bad news is that I'm going to kill you. I will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then I'm going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."

The first Stump says, "I use sword." The  cannibal gives him a sword, and he runs himself through.

The next Stump says, "a pistol for me please." The cannibal gives him a pistol - he shoots himself in the stomach bleeding everywhere. No hope!

The last Stump  says, "Gimme a fork!" The cannibal  is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The Stump takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The  cannibal is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"

And the last Stump responds, "So much for a canoe you stupid cannibal!