Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Three Stumps are captured by a cannibal. He comes to them and says, "The bad news is that I'm going to kill you. I will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then I'm going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."
The first Stump says, "I use sword." The cannibal gives him a sword, and he runs himself through.
The last Stump says, "Gimme a fork!" The cannibal is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The Stump takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The cannibal is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"
And the last Stump responds, "So much for a canoe you stupid cannibal!