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Sunday, October 27, 2013

"I'M ALL SHOOK UP!!" SAID BIG GOOLEE THE GHOST.

"Oh ...my.... goodness.... Goolee! " whimpered poor little Golly. 
Big Goolee the Ghost jumped on little Golly the Ghost when Goolee spotted scary flying bats and became "all shook up!"
"Oh my, my, my!"
OH YEAH!
TODAY IS TOMORROW!
 
"Oh my! Never jump even when you are scared! Grab your friend by the hand and
run away together! We'll hear more about poor Golly later," said Prairie Gal.
 

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Oop! Trouble in Hospital Bed

 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost.'
……………..
 
Happy Halloween

 

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Goolee the Ghost Teaches Little Golly Ghost about Pumpkins

"Pumpkins are a big part of
Halloween, Golly," said Goolee the Ghost.
"Hey, Goolee, I've never seen a pumpkin so how do I know when I see one?"said Golly.
Goolee explained about what they looked like using words like, "...Big and round!"
 
Goolee and Golly the Ghosts
hunting for a PUMPKIN below! 
Goolee whirled around with as much blush as a ghost can muster and added, "...and a pumpkin is orange! Heeheehee!" 

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Goolee Practices with Little Friend Golly!

 
Walking in a furrow is hard to do!
These farm "Ghosts" Need to PRACTICE before Halloween!
 

Monday, October 21, 2013

Goolee Ghost

 
"B-B-B-B-OO-OO-OO? BOBOBOBO? Nope.
 BOO?
Yup! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!
 

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Teaching English by the internet

Below I have typed 
THE ENGLISH ALPHABET.
Starting Tuesday, November 12
I wish to start teaching English.
If you have questions feel free to contact me about what I am doing.
 
 
A a, B b, C c, D d, E e, F f, G g, H h, I i, 

J j, K k, L l, M m, N  n, O o, P p, Q q,

R r, S s,  T t, U u, V v, W w, X x, Y y, Z z
Now I've typed my a, b, c's
Tell me what you think of me!